Bothered by nose hair? Stuff growing out of your ear? Until now the only thing to do was cut off the offending growth. But spurred on by the acclaimed product "Hair In a Can" we can now offer "Touch up Paint".
Yes folks now rather than cutting off unwanted hair simply spray paint over it in a color suitable to your ethnicity. All paint is guaranteed to be permenant and will last for an indefinte period of time or death which ever comes first.